Long time high school crush just admitted to...
omg. same thing happened to me. except he was my 8th grade crush—now we talk almost every day, who knowwsss
I PASSED THE FSOT!!!!
for the 2nd year in a row!!! so here’s to hoping i can make it past the QEP panel this year and become a future ambassador in training.
dream job status: social secretary to the german embassy in washington it’s washington d.c., need i say more? it’s with the german embassy—i speak german, i lived in germany, i love all things german. done. social secretary?! event planning—i do that, protocol—i learned about that i think i could make this work. i submitted my application today, here’s to...
(253): I just dumped out my gym water bottle and...
i cannot stand to be around positive, happy people right now. i want nothing to do with them in fact, and to think that used to be me. funny how things change.
Sometimes our rules make us sound entertainingly fusty. In a 2005 article on rap...– The Economist style guide makes no exceptions: not even for “Mr Cent”. (via theeconomist)
Protect her, love her, kiss her, hug her, hold...
it’s been a rough couple of days. i’ve been angry and grouchy and emo for no good reason. then i realized i’m due for that time of month. woof. of course. now it makes sense as to why i started crying when i couldn’t slice a frozen bagel earlier today and instead threw it across the counter. today one of the girls i intern with, who is super fab and very nice told me:...
drinks i want to have right now
sweet tarts (red kool-aid, grape kool-aid, orange soda and everclear) apple pie shots jello shots something with red bull (perhaps briar’s concoction from the train to hoboken?!) boxed wine bud light lime strawberry andre with shots of dragonberry rum (thanks dez <3 )
happy sweetest day? fuckthatshit.